We’re genuinely excited to have you on the mats — and not in the fake customer service way. The community here is full of wonderfully derpy, wildly talented, high-energy humans who manage to be both hilarious and genuinely kind. If you’re into fun, friendly chaos with people who can also teach you how to throw a clean punch or escape a headlock, you’ll fit right in.

Here’s how it works: your trial class is completely free. Just fill out the form below and we’ll reach out — call or text, your choice, no weird voicemails. We’ll chat about what you’re interested in (Jiu Jitsu? Kickboxing? Just trying to make sense of the chaos?) and help you choose a class that makes sense for your experience level and goals.

On the day of your trial, show up a little early. We’ll give you a tour, loan you any gear you need, and introduce you to the least weird student available. You will not be thrown to the wolves — mostly because we don’t have wolves. We do have two derpy gym dogs who think they’re staff and take their greeting duties very seriously.

Got questions? Toss them in the form. We read everything, even the weird ones.

Start your Free trial!

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